We all have facebook, I’m sure if you are reading this you saw this link on Facebook and decided to bravely follow the link. If this is the case. Thank You. If it’s not the case Go Scratch your Ass. So not only do we all have facebook I’m sure we all have that one friend(s) who is a complete asshole but you don’t have it in your heart to unfriend them. Maybe it’s a family member, maybe it’s someone from work who you legitimately see every single day and unfriending them would be super awkward because let’s face it. The people you unfollow are the people who would absolutely say something about it. Like Brendan, I’m cringing just thinking about it. Fuckin Brendan.
I recently found the unfollow button on Facebook and my life has been so much nicer since this discovery. Don’t want to deal with politics? Just unfollow that person and God as my witness you don’t have to see what they have to say anymore, but most importantly you remain friends with them. Avoiding all awkward conversation about you unfriending them. Shit like that usually happens at a party and you don’t have it in your heart to tell them that you genuinely don’t like them and usually alcohol is involved and lets face it alcohol makes literally nobodies personality better. It’s good to just avoid shit like that. Trust me, I’m a doctor.
Now I’m not going to go through the steps and show you how to unfollow somebody because let’s face it you could easily google it and trust me you don’t need to be taking life advice from me. I’m just here to say that the unfollow button is Facebook’s best feature. It’s just so freeing to unfollow the person who you just can’t stand to see their posts about Their Dog whomst they refer to as their “Fur Baby” and about how woke they are. I unfollow plenty of people, could be someone reading this
So what are you waiting for? Go unfollow somebody. Just not me though. How else are you going to see these awesome blogs that I’ve been posting for the past year and a half.