It’s Friday, we are all in Quarantine and you ain’t got shit to do. It’s Memorial Day weekend and you know what that means don’t you? Grilling…and lots of it. I more than likely will be firing up the grill this weekend in between the fuckin rain we are supposed to get, cause that’s what we need more of amiright?!
Maybe it’s a mix of the conditions (weekend, Memorial Day, me being a chubby guy) but I would absolutely kill someone for a Hot Dog right now. Normally I’m not a big hot dog guy but I all of a sudden have the urge to destroy a couple dogs right now
Don’t you want a Hot Dog now son? I’ll tell you who wants you to have a Hot Dog…America
I want to send thoughts and prayers to the Goat Hot Dog place Gene and Judes who flood literally every time it rains
What are you doing right now? Probably thinking about Hot Dogs…What can I say except You’re Welcome. This is you right now