Sriracha: The King of Condiments

When it comes to condiments there are plenty of options to get the job done. Whether you’re putting a condiment on a Burger, Hot Dog, Taco but when it really gets down to the nitty gritty there is really only one challenger that meets all the marks. I’m talking about the big red guy…Sriracha.

This spicy garlic chili paste literally goes good on everything, and hits all the necessary marks when it comes to flavor, usability, and versatility. Think about it, think of one thing that you can’t put Sriracha on. You probably can’t other than the obvious ones like cereal, ice cream. But hold on a minute I’m sure vanilla ice cream and sriracha is probably fire. Literally and figuratively.

Look at it. It’s glorious. Easily one of the most recognizable bottles ever, you see that rooster…and you know shit is about to go down. I personally love sriracha and don’t know how I would be able to survive without it. Luckily for me I don’t have to survive without it because God help everyone if that was the case. I’m a Sriracha junkie, I got a bottle at home, a bottle at work, and the little bottles you can put on your keys if you need to get your fix while you’re in your car for some reason.

Don’t mind me I’m just here putting this shit on everything,

P.S Sriracha you tryna be the official condiment of the Warming Home??? You don’t have to actually do anything you can just let me say that and maybe send me some sriracha. It will be used, I can guaran damn tee it.

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