The World Cup of Fortnite just concluded and a 16 year old kid just took home 3 million dollars for playing a free video game…talk about a killer ROI. I’m gonna leave the kids name out of this because I don’t care enough to look it up.

This kid gave the ultimate FU to his parents and I do love the shit out of that. Imagine winning 3 million dollars playing a video game then riding home in the same car as the people who told you that you will never be anything in life if you just play video games. I know there is a commandment about not being lame to your parents but I think you should get a pass on this one.

I would 100% rub this in my parents face (Sorry Mom, Sorry Dad). In fact I wish I didn’t have the responsibility I had so I could just quit living and go pro in video games. Except the only games I’m good at are games that will never be that popular. There will never be a World Cup of Stardew Valley or Resident Evil 4.

Congrats to this kid, and anyone who won a shit load of money playing Fortnite.

little Spaceballs reference for you ladies and gents

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