So i tried that new Cheeto sandwich from KFC because of course I did. I need Limited Time Only products and I need them bad. I would consider myself the King of Limited Time Only Menu items. Any one who disagrees can kick rocks. Anyways lets get to it. This sandwich, man oh man this sandwich. Basically it answers the age old question…what would a Cheeto fried chicken sandwich taste like?
First things first it came in this box. Which I’m a big fan of. Like big fan of this box. Just look at it. All boxes (Pun 100% intended) checked on this one. The box alone gets a 10/10 from me.
Unfortunately the appearance of this sandwich brings it back down to earth.
Like are you kidding me? It’s just a chicken sandwich with fucking Cheetos on it? I would think the breading would be Cheeto or there would be a Cheeto cheese spread but they literally took Cheetos and just put them Willy Nilly on this sandwich. Lucky for them the extra crunch from the Cheetos made me really happy. I honestly was a big fan of this sandwich. It gets a 7/10 from me.
Bonus: KFC’s New Flavor of Mountain Dew (Sweet Lightning)
Ok so this Mountain Dew flavor just looks like my pee when i ironically drink Mountain Dew. Picture what you think this would taste like. Ok now i want you to just imagine being 100% wrong because it isn’t a citrus flavor. Nope it’s Peach Tea flavored. Yep. Try and figure that one out. I will say it pairs wonderfully with KFC though, like i felt like the colonel when i was drinking this.
Don’t take my word for it. Try it yourself
P.s peep this nightmare inducing photoshop of me as the colonel