Ah shit. Chief put me on traffic duty again.
Come on through.
Ok, let’s go.
Alrighty, on ya go.
Shit. It’s all backed up now.
All because all these idiots are always trying to see what’s the hold up.
Everyone’s so curious.
What is it that’s causing all this mess? Can’t they just keep goin on with their day?
But no, they all slow down, creating more traffic.
Gonna take forever to get through this. Better speed it up.
OK let’s move it, pick it up!
ON. YOU. GO.
C’mon people! Get goin!
Gotta get this traffic going, can’t have these people hanging around too long or they start asking questions.
C’mon. There’s nothing to see here folks, keep going!
On with your day!
Ain’t ya ever seen a car crash before!?
It’s just a regular car crash, let’s go!
What are you lookin at? Let’s go!
LET’S GO I SAID!
C’mon it’s just a regular car crash, get goin! Let the medics do their job!
Hey! Move it buddy!!! What are you looking at?
Let the professionals get in there!
Like I said! NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
Shit, what’s this guy yellin about?
Lord have mercy. He must’ve seen it.
Deputy Williams requesting immediate assistance! I can’t control this much longer! Over.
He knows too much…
WE GOT A RUNNER!
Stop in the name of the law!
Deputy Williams, it’s Lieutenant Rogers, I got the suspect in sight, awaiting your confirmation. Over.
Don’t shoot. I repeat do not shoot! We don’t need another mess on our hands. We need him alive! Over.
Deputy Williams in pursuit. I’m on it! Over.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?
O you plead the 5th? The silent type, huh? Well enjoy prison, scumbag.
I’m glad that’s over.
Hey deputy, you got a phone call.
Deputy Williams this is president Trump. Thank you for catching the crook and making sure the confidential alien business was not compromised. I have asked the mayor to promote you.
Thank you president Donald Trump. I am happy to serve this great nation I will make sure to dispose of the alien and dispel any one who stands to further this extraterrestrial narrative.
Ok cool. Goodbye.
Deputy Williams we could not have done it without you. You saved the whole town. At President Donald Trump’s personal recommendation, we hereby promote you Supreme Police Chief for the city. Is there anything you would like to say?
Another job well done. Better go back to the station.
Almost there… Almost to my office…
Just gonna open the door to my office…
Ok… now closing the door to my office at the police station.
Supreme Police Chief Williams… How nice of you to join us. Why don’t you take a seat?