I’m sick of these Cartoon Characters that look like me

I’ll admit I’m a very generic looking guy, I’ve heard on multiple occasions that I look like Mike Posner, Jesse Pinkman (when I was skinnier ok?), and Baker Mayfield but now I’m starting to realize I look like characters in stuff McKenzie watches and it’s kind of starting to piss me off.

I mean just look at this

Go ahead and tell me that they didn’t use my likeness to make Daddy Pig because they totally did

Or what about this furry fuck from the new grinch movie?

The likeness is ghastly

And don’t even get me started on the Lorax

I think I’ve uncovered a government conspiracy…I wouldn’t be surprised if this goes all the way up to the president

Or I’m just imagining things…either way I guess look like a hairy cartoon character