I’m Sick and Tired of People Shitting on Crocs

I would like to start this off by saying that Crocs are comfortable as all shit. I’m sick and tired of people constantly poo pooing them. I get it they are super awesome looking and they are lightweight. But its not like they are trying to be the best invention since the Beatles. They can’t help it. I mean they are so sick that Friggin Post Malone wears them and he is pretty much the raddest dude on the planet. Sup Stoney?

If you’re one of those who is about that croc life…i got nothing but love for you, if you aren’t then its simple. Fade on Sight. Not only are they cool looking you can customize them with little charms. You may be thinking to yourself “Hey Mike that’s kind of Fruity” but guess what? There is nothing fruity about wearing your passions on your feet. I mean just look at mine.

Everything on here reminds me of my 2 year old. For example: she’s a big hockey guy, she loves pizza, and she takes big dumps. Hmmm they all have meaning unlike tattoos.

If you don’t fucks with crocs then we don’t fucks with you.

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