I Don’t want to jump to Conclusions…but I think I just made the greatest Pizza ever

I have had a lot on my mind recently, most of which is food related. I mean let’s be real for a second, food rules. If it didn’t we wouldn’t all be so chubby. I know not everyone is chubby but I’m chubby and being a chubby guy I can pass judgement on the rest of the world being chubby. So I did a chubby guy thing and combined two of the greatest foods on the planet to make a dish that Odin himself would enjoy (little Norse mythology for ya).

I made…Bacon-Cheeseburger-Naan Bread Pizza and oh my goodness was this a pizza for the ages. I’m not a big recipe guy I’m more of a “here’s a list of ingredients and you figure it out” kind of guy


  • Naan Bread
  • 1 lb. Ground Beef
  • Bacon
  • 1 Cup (I think) Yellow Onion
  • 1/2 Cup Pickle
  • However much you want and whatever kind you want cheese


  1. Brown ground beef and bake bacon, chop up onion and pickles it’s better to do small chunks but you can get it how you live
  2. Make sure to season the beef, we like garlic and onion powder but you can use whatever your beautiful heart desires. No bland meat, don’t be about that life
  3. Arrange ingredients on Naan bread like how you would assemble a pizza, the way they have been doing it for thousands of year
  4. Top with Cheese and bake on a cookie sheet at 350 centigrade (obviously Fahrenheit) for about 12-15 minutes. All the ingredients will be pre cooked so you are just looking to marry the flavors and melt that glorious cheese. Get that cheddar.
  5. Slice and Enjoy, garnish your slice with Ketchup or Mustard for that extra burger feel.

Try it. You can thank me later

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