Last weekend I spent a little quality time with the family, it was lovely. We went up to the Wisconsin Dells…you know? God’s country. The Waterpark capital of the World, unless you’re Kevin Costner and you happen to have gills and the world is like 98% water. That’s a Waterworld reference. On the way home a place caught my eye, I had heard of Pizza Ranch before but to be honest I didn’t know what to expect. I mean I absolutely love pizza, like more than I probably should. And I tell you what partner I love Wild West Themed things and let me tell you. Pizza Ranch takes my favorite food in the world and puts an Old Town Road spin on it. And it Fuckin rules.
The premise of this place is very simple. It’s a pizza buffet. That’s it. Well actually that’s not it, they have very unique combinations of pizza. You can get a Mac and Cheese Pizza, or a BBQ Chicken Pizza. It’s wonderful. The only thing better than pizza is being able to eat a large amount of it for a very low price. Couple that with me actually enjoying the pizza itself and you not only have my attention you have my business for life. I mean there is a 100% chance that if I run into a Pizza Ranch that I will be stopping there no matter if I’m hungry or not. If you have had the fortune of trying this place then you know exactly what I’m talking about. If you are not so lucky, then you need to get your ass to a Pizza Ranch and get this place in your life.
This is my happy place. This is what life is all about. Enjoying a Pizza Buffet with the people you love.
Pull Up Homie, You Know Where We At
P.S I’m always looking for the Official Pizza Buffet of the Warming Home if you’re interested Pizza Ranch. Let’s make it happen