I’ve noticed a trend lately on Instagram. It’s pretty much every day I open the app up and to my amazement i get requests to get messages…Weird Flex right? Yup! Especially when it is 1000% a creepy guy from Mumbai trying to catfish me into risking it all.
I mean look at this
Third one today
Now I am not a smart man, but something seems fishy, maybe it’s the fact that every single message is exactly the same, or maybe it’s the fact that sender should be arrested for the murder of the English language…or maybe I’m just a lady killer?
Not likely…but man do I look good in a white V-Neck cooking the shit out of a steak.