I’ve been a Bears Fan for 28 years, and never in that time have I ever been so sure of anything in my entire life. Ryan Pace is secretly a Freshman in High School. I mean how else do you explain the Giant Dick Joke that the Bears 2019 Free Agency has become? First we sign a Kicker named Blewitt? Now we got a guy with the last name Dix? What’s next are we gonna trade for Jake Butt? I mean we need help at the Tight End position (probably our Immature GM’s Favorite position)
Oh Brother, you better hope there isn’t a guy with the last name Boob coming out of college this year…Pace would be all over him.
Grow Up Ryan Pace
P.S try and figure out if I’m serious or not