True Life: I’m a Big Sparkling Water Guy Now

You may be thinking to yourself…”Mike, are you kidding? Sparking Water tastes like TV Static/The Feeling when your foot goes numb/Sprite with a condom on” and you may be right but for the past couple of days I’ve found myself craving some of that bubbly.

As a guy who would greatly benefit from not eating for 6 months, i can tell you firsthand that my one Achilles heel is Pop (Not Soda). Doesn’t matter which kind, Vanilla Coke, or Faygo Moon Mist (Whoop Whoop) I love it all, i want it all. But as I’m sure you know, and if you don’t, i don’t know what to say about you. But Pop is pretty much one of the worst things you can put into your body, other than bleach.

So what do we do? How are we supposed to get our Carbonated Drink fix? Well look at the title of this blog ya Silly Goose because you can get it from Sparkling Water, sure the flavors aren’t the best but you put that shtuff over ice and there is nothing better. Not only is it the best alternative to soda out there, but guess what? Yep you guessed it, it is literally carbonated water so it’s super health conscious. Nothing like enjoying water (I actually love water) and meeting that 64 oz per day quota.

If you like sparking water…Good job, i like you. Keep doing you because you’re doing great at it.

If you don’t like sparkling water. Try it, love it, and Embrace our new Carbonated Overlord.

Sparkling Water Gang or Die

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